The Vampire's Snack

The door creaked
and the farmer's daughter shook
though the stranger's eyes were seeking
he did not give her a look.

Oh what a dark and gloomy stranger
and what sharp teeth he had
and though the farmer's daughter was before him
he left with eyes so sad.

From the darkness of the warm night
she heard the stranger murmur
"Not a virgin to be found here,
girls should hold their purity firmer."

The farmer's daughter scowled,
the farmer's daughter wept!
She was not an impure person
but how else might boys be kept?

Yes, the bad boys all like good girls,
and the good boys like them too,
but that slightly impure maiden
had a plan of what to do.

That stranger had been sharply dressed,
his teeth were sharp as well
and though his skin had sparkled,
she knew he was from hell.

She resolved to send him back there
for no one likes a jilt
she figured she'd confront him
and smother him with guilt.

The impure maiden wrapped up well
for the night was rather cold
and though she felt all toasty
she looked completely old.

She found that stranger lurking
still bewailing the virgin lack
but when she started nagging
her neck he did attack!